Copy of my "verbal tea bagging" contract

SECTION 1 - CLASS B OF THE ARTICLES OF FAIR USE OF TERM

• Use of the word "Verbal Tea Bagging" in the sentences directed toward ho's are allowed when referring to use with or suitability for the Verbal Tea Bagging situation. For commercial usage, please contact Dojo of Coolness (DoC hereby going forward) for permission.
• Use of the word "Verbal Tea Bagging" in company names -- Allowed only by prior written permission from the DoC.
• Use of the word "Verbal Tea Bagging" when redistributing as part of a freely distributed application -- Allowed. If the standard version of the word "Verbal Tea Bagging" is modified, this should be clearly indicated.
• Use of the word "Verbal Tea Bagging" in the names of user groups and conferences that are free to join or attend (Ex., "Chigaco Ho's that could use a Verbal Tea Bagging Users Group") -- Allowed. Other uses require permission.
• Use of the word "Verbal Tea Bagging" in the name of books or publications like "Verbal Tea Bagging Ladies Journal", "Verbal Tea Bagging Monthly" and "Verbal Tea Bagging Cookbook" -- Allowed.
• Use of the word "Verbal Tea Bagging" in email and informally -- Allowed without the circle-R symbol.
• Use of the word "Verbal Tea Bagging" in academic papers, theses, and books -- Allowed without the circle-R symbol. Books should include the symbol.
• Use of the word "Verbal Tea Bagging" in another trademark -- Not allowed without prior written permission from the DoC, except as described above.

Transcripts are funny

Below is a transcript of the voicemail we received from nappier's mistress. As you will hear when we play it on the next podcast, google voice makes a few mistakes....

"Hey, it's terrible for the World of Warcraft. I just listened to your new podcast and I wanted to come for prayer 5. Somethings I am not 350 pounds. I'm only 296 and it's because this will happen with them. I'm well. I might be mail in real life. I'm, All, We're gonna be out of the ciao, besides course caulk smoker. I mean May, pure love the way I check my body goal chart. The way you spoke. Roby mixture hurt my feelings with my mom said it was me, she heard you and your friends talking about me what she was cleaning my room. I will never upload another movies meet. Actually my cellphone dancing sending you to karaoke songs anymore home. I think it an apology. I know i know i promise never to tell them why you do the karaoke bits, but you hurt me first. Tell the world how much you slash how much would love slash moaning and slash jamming. This is my leave. No missed flight. I'd give you a virtual Redwings achievement back stabbing ASAP. I slash love you so much course clock okay. So Much. Please apologize, we can get together and I dreams. And in our world hopefully were craft anyways, hope the podcast guys. Keep them coming. Lucky was a funny. Hey, no. Say hi to cos that's. Hey there."

jesse's dc online thing....

not like you fuckers don't know how to use youtube.....
but here's a link to the trailer jesse was talking about for dc online....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNXe8Mw4u1A

Correction from most recent podcast

It wasn't pat benatar...it was cyndi lauper....here's the story....

Bird Poops in Cyndi Lauper's Mouth 06/09/04 - Entertainment Celebrities Minor - pooter - 28 Comments Not Rated - Rate This! There's a bird in Boston that recently hit the bull's-eye, reports the New York Daily News. Eighties pop sensation Cyndi Lauper, who's reinvented herself as a singer of American standards, was striving to hit a high note at a recent open-air concert. Up went Lauper's open mouth. Down came a blob of bird poop. Bingo. Lauper showed her true colors, however, by simply wiping her tongue on her sleeve and continuing to sing. Extra: poenews@poenews.com/poenews

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Mike's letter to the users of facebook

DEAR FACEBOOK USERS,

In recent weeks there's been alot of him-hawing around about facebook exploiting people's privacy via some fucking thing they have set up with a few sites to stick a picture on another site to make your experience blah blah blah....of course, there is a way to easily turn this feature off....but more importantly, why do you give a shit?

If there's something PRIVATE that you don't want shared on the god damn Internet....WHY IS IT ON FACEBOOK TO BEGIN WITH? you think anyone gives a shit about your trip to grant's farm or the pumpkin patch? How's facebook gonna monetize pictures of your ugly kid or your misspelled status update stating that you "just made cookies...mmmmmmmmm." if they can, good for them. They're giving you a forum to do all this shit for free. You're all too concerned for this illusion of privacy. It doesn't exist...and if it DOES exist, it's out in the woods....certainly not in your neighborhood and CERTAINLY NOT ON A SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE.

While I've got you on the line, facebookers....this passive aggressive status update where you're calling out one particular person is really annoying. Call em on the phone. 100 or so people don't need to sniff your dirty laundry. Tell us about your day. Share an opinion on something. Say something entertaining....just don't drag us into your bullshit argument. Have fun but wear condoms....we don't need any more dumbfucks running around.

Xoxo,

Mike