Friday, May 14, 2010

Mike's letter to the users of facebook

DEAR FACEBOOK USERS,

In recent weeks there's been alot of him-hawing around about facebook exploiting people's privacy via some fucking thing they have set up with a few sites to stick a picture on another site to make your experience blah blah blah....of course, there is a way to easily turn this feature off....but more importantly, why do you give a shit?

If there's something PRIVATE that you don't want shared on the god damn Internet....WHY IS IT ON FACEBOOK TO BEGIN WITH? you think anyone gives a shit about your trip to grant's farm or the pumpkin patch? How's facebook gonna monetize pictures of your ugly kid or your misspelled status update stating that you "just made cookies...mmmmmmmmm." if they can, good for them. They're giving you a forum to do all this shit for free. You're all too concerned for this illusion of privacy. It doesn't exist...and if it DOES exist, it's out in the woods....certainly not in your neighborhood and CERTAINLY NOT ON A SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE.

While I've got you on the line, facebookers....this passive aggressive status update where you're calling out one particular person is really annoying. Call em on the phone. 100 or so people don't need to sniff your dirty laundry. Tell us about your day. Share an opinion on something. Say something entertaining....just don't drag us into your bullshit argument. Have fun but wear condoms....we don't need any more dumbfucks running around.

Xoxo,

Mike

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