"Hey, it's terrible for the World of Warcraft. I just listened to your new podcast and I wanted to come for prayer 5. Somethings I am not 350 pounds. I'm only 296 and it's because this will happen with them. I'm well. I might be mail in real life. I'm, All, We're gonna be out of the ciao, besides course caulk smoker. I mean May, pure love the way I check my body goal chart. The way you spoke. Roby mixture hurt my feelings with my mom said it was me, she heard you and your friends talking about me what she was cleaning my room. I will never upload another movies meet. Actually my cellphone dancing sending you to karaoke songs anymore home. I think it an apology. I know i know i promise never to tell them why you do the karaoke bits, but you hurt me first. Tell the world how much you slash how much would love slash moaning and slash jamming. This is my leave. No missed flight. I'd give you a virtual Redwings achievement back stabbing ASAP. I slash love you so much course clock okay. So Much. Please apologize, we can get together and I dreams. And in our world hopefully were craft anyways, hope the podcast guys. Keep them coming. Lucky was a funny. Hey, no. Say hi to cos that's. Hey there."
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Transcripts are funny
Below is a transcript of the voicemail we received from nappier's mistress. As you will hear when we play it on the next podcast, google voice makes a few mistakes....
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
jesse's dc online thing....
not like you fuckers don't know how to use youtube.....
but here's a link to the trailer jesse was talking about for dc online....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNXe8Mw4u1A
but here's a link to the trailer jesse was talking about for dc online....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNXe8Mw4u1A
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Correction from most recent podcast
It wasn't pat benatar...it was cyndi lauper....here's the story....
| Bird Poops in Cyndi Lauper's Mouth 06/09/04 - Entertainment Celebrities Minor - pooter - 28 Comments Not Rated - Rate This! There's a bird in Boston that recently hit the bull's-eye, reports the New York Daily News. Eighties pop sensation Cyndi Lauper, who's reinvented herself as a singer of American standards, was striving to hit a high note at a recent open-air concert. Up went Lauper's open mouth. Down came a blob of bird poop. Bingo. Lauper showed her true colors, however, by simply wiping her tongue on her sleeve and continuing to sing. Extra: poenews@poenews.com/poenews |
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
Mike's letter to the users of facebook
DEAR FACEBOOK USERS,
In recent weeks there's been alot of him-hawing around about facebook exploiting people's privacy via some fucking thing they have set up with a few sites to stick a picture on another site to make your experience blah blah blah....of course, there is a way to easily turn this feature off....but more importantly, why do you give a shit?
If there's something PRIVATE that you don't want shared on the god damn Internet....WHY IS IT ON FACEBOOK TO BEGIN WITH? you think anyone gives a shit about your trip to grant's farm or the pumpkin patch? How's facebook gonna monetize pictures of your ugly kid or your misspelled status update stating that you "just made cookies...mmmmmmmmm." if they can, good for them. They're giving you a forum to do all this shit for free. You're all too concerned for this illusion of privacy. It doesn't exist...and if it DOES exist, it's out in the woods....certainly not in your neighborhood and CERTAINLY NOT ON A SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE.
While I've got you on the line, facebookers....this passive aggressive status update where you're calling out one particular person is really annoying. Call em on the phone. 100 or so people don't need to sniff your dirty laundry. Tell us about your day. Share an opinion on something. Say something entertaining....just don't drag us into your bullshit argument. Have fun but wear condoms....we don't need any more dumbfucks running around.
Xoxo,
Mike
Monday, March 15, 2010
FAQ for the fleshlight
found on their website....i'm copying and pasting the FAQ.......
- Is this product built to last?
Our soft, pliable, non-vibrating Real Feel Super Skin® masturbation sleeve is made from a patented, high-quality material designed to replicate the sensation of penetrative sex. The molded sleeve comes housed in an atttractive and sturdy canister that resembles an ordinary flashlight, allowing for simple and discreet storage. It's easy to use and clean, and is 100 percent safe. With proper usage, your Fleshlight will give you a lifetime of enjoyment!
- How big is the Fleshlight?
The Fleshlight is approximately 10 inches in length and 4 inches in diameter.
- Does it vibrate?
The Fleshlight does not require batteries or electricity to function. However, the Fleshlight Vibro uses 3 Fleshlight Bullet vibrators to produce intense stimulation!
- Are Fleshlight sleeves made with latex or plastic or silicone?
No. The Fleshlight material is a company secret covered by a series of US patents. No other sex products are built with the same feel and durability as the Fleshlight. Words can not explain this one of a kind product!
- Does the Fleshlight material contain phthalates?
Phthalates are defined as "any of various salts or esters of phthalic acid used especially as plasticizers and in solvents." There is quite a bit of controversy surrounding the use of phthalates in sex toys but Interactive Life Forms, Inc. is pleased to assure it's customers that the Fleshlight material DOES NOT CONTAIN phthalates.
- How do I use the Fleshlight?
Warm your Fleshlight sleeve by removing it from the case and soaking it in a sink/tub filled with warm water. If necessary, drain the water and repeat the process with new warm water. Do NOT boil or microwave your sleeve! Shake off the water and re-insert the sleeve into the Fleshlight case, adjust the tightness of the cap at the bottom to vary the suction, and finish by applying a liberal amount of lubricant to the orifice and yourself. If the Fleshlight still feels too cold to you, then next time try warming the lube in the sink/tub at the same time as the sleeve. The Fleshlight is now ready for use. For more suggestions: Discussion Board.
- What is the best way to clean the Fleshlight?
Simply rinse your removeable Fleshlight sleeve with warm water from your sink and allow time for it to dry before storing. Do NOT use soap to clean your Real Feel Superskin sleeve. For tough cleaning, we suggest using a little isopropyl alcohol. To maintain that soft feel, sprinkle a liberal amount of corn starch on the sleeve and shake off the excess powder. We do NOT recommend the use of talcum or baby powder. NOTE: Powdering an Ice Fleshlight masturbation sleeve with anything other than corn starch will cause it to cloud over and lose its clear quality.
- What is the best way to dry the Fleshlight Masturbation Sleeves?
Shake out as much water as possible and place in a well ventilated area - near a window or next to a fan. For quick drying, slide a thin cloth/towel through it from one end to the other. When you return it to the case, make sure to leave the end caps loose so that air can continue to circulate.
- What do the abbreviations mean?
Orifices: Vagina=Lady, Mouth=Mouth, Anus=Butt,
Sleeves: SB=Speed Bump, SR=Super Ribbed, ST=Super Tight, UT=Ultra Tight, WW=Wonderwave
Other: STU=Stamina Training Unit, Lube=Lubricant, BYO=Build Your Own
- Can I use the Fleshlight in the shower/tub?
Yes, you can use the Fleshlight in the shower/tub. While there is no problem with soaking the fleshlight in water, make sure soap does not come in contact with the removeable masturbation sleeve. The soap will damage your Fleshlight sleeve. The soap will also burn if you are using your Fleshlight and it enters your penis.
- Can I use a condom with the Fleshlight?
While there is no need to use a condom with the Fleshlight (as long as you do NOT share your Fleshlight!), doing so will not harm the Fleshlight or yourself.
- Where can I find empty cases?
Spare Fleshlight cases can be purchased separately by clicking here.
- Can I use different textured masturbation sleeves with my Fleshlight case?
Yes, all of our Textured Sleeves are for use with the Fleshlight case. We recommend purchasing a case for each sleeve in order to make storage as convenient as possible, but you may opt to use several sleeves with just one case.
- Why is my Fleshlight sleeve sticky when I rinse and dry it?
Your masturbation sleeve is NOT defective. It may be stored in its tacky state. When it comes time for using the Fleshlight, just rinse the sleeve in warm water, let it dry, and then apply lubricant. If you prefer to keep your sleeve as smooth as possible, simply powder it with a bit of corn starch. Ice (clear) masturbation sleeves are naturally stickier than the colored ones.
- What colors are currently available?
Pink and Ice (clear) are the currently manufactured colors. Mocha, Gold, Lavender, and Chocolate have been discontinued.
The Ice sleeves are powdered before shipment, simply rinse the powder off with warm water to obtain maximum clearness. The lack of pigment leaves the ice masturbation sleeves slightly stickier than the others. Make sure to pair up your ice sleeve with an ice case.
- I really like the color X, can you please make one?
Unfortunately not. We are not able to accomodate special requests of this nature.
- I orgasm too quickly, any advice?
The STU was designed to prolong sex and help you develop your sexual stamina and technique. Read through Legends Gym for more advice and training techniques.
- Can I purchase the STU masturbation sleeve without a case?
No, the STU is only available with a case.
- Can I purchase a textured sleeve in different sizes?
No, these are fixed sizes. You may however choose different orifice and colors. The Wonder Wave, Speed Bump, and Super Ribbed sleeves are all considered 'super tight' in the sense that each canal is roughly 1/2 inch (13 mm). These are NOT available in the original 3/4 inch (19 mm) or ultra tight 1/4 inch (10 mm) diameter canal. Each varies slightly dependent upon the texture of the inner canal.
- Can I substitute different sleeves with the Lovers Delight and His/Her Package?
Substitutions are not allowed in any of our Package Deals.
- Does the 3 for 2 special include a case?
No. Fleshlight Cases can be purchased separately here.
- Does the Build Your Own include a case?
Yes, the BYO does include a case.
- What type of lubricants can I use with my Fleshlight?
We recommend the use of water-based lubricants only. Oil-based lubricants should NOT be used, since they will slowly destroy the Fleshlight material over time. Sleeves damaged by use of oil-based lubricants are not eligible for exchange or refund.
Read through the Discussion Board to hear other users recommendations, but be advised that we only recommend the use of water-based lubricants.
- My masturbation sleeve has developed black spots, what do I do?
This occasionally occurs when the sleeves have been stored in non-ventilated places while wet. Use a liberal amount of isopropyl alcohol to clean your Real Feel Superskin sleeve.
- Am I too old to use the Fleshlight?
Men of all ages are discovering Fleshlight everyday! Reported ages vary from the early 20s to late 50s. The reasons for joining vary as much as the ages and Fleshlight welcomes all over the age of 18.
- I keep hearing about the "shoe method", what is that?
The "shoe method" is a style of hands-free Fleshlighting. Stick the narrow end of the Fleshlight into a shoe, on a flat surface. You can optionally put a pillow over the shoe to rest your hands on, while you continue the "missionary" position.
- How long does shipping take?
See Ordering Info for all ordering/shipping related questions.
Friday, February 26, 2010
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Spooge cake
http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959?productTrackingContext=center_search_results
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Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010
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